Too soon?

The floor is lava

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Lava_%28game%29

Wait, you can do that!?

This is probably the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Five minute cake.

Ingredients:

4 Tablespoons cake flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons milk
3 Tablespoons oil
1 Mug (or bowl)

Instructions:

Mix flour, sugar and cocoa:

Spoon in 1 egg

Pour in milk and oil, and mix well



Put in microwave for 3 minutes on maximum power (1000watt)



Wait until it stops rising and sets in the mug



Tip contents out of mug onto saucer and enjoy!

See the original at Dizzy Dee blog
I tried it and it works a lot better in a small bowl, and with some ready made frosting, I see obesity in my near future.

You have my sword 4chan

http://status.4chan.org/

Moot has confirmed on 4chan's status site (link above) that AT&T has blocked 4chan's /b/ and /r9k/ boards. Of course, retaliation is already being planned on /b/. For the first time since Operation Chanology, it looks like /b/ is fighting for a worthy cause, net neutrality.

My money is on 4chan, this could get interesting.

I'll post updates as they come in.

UPDATES
It looks like this is only effecting regular wired AT&T customers not AT&T Mobility customers or iphone users.
"The problem is not caused by an DNS-error, as traceroutes indicates that AT&T is dropping img.4chan.org requests in the AT&T network."
AT&T is only blocking /b/ in certain cities and regions including

• Los Angeles and Surrounding Areas, CA
• St. Louis, MO
• SF Bay Area, CA
• Detroit, MI
• Berkeley, CA
• San Francisco, CA
• Tyler, TX
• Houston, TX
• Dallas, TX
• Austin, TX
• San Antonio, TX
• Oklahoma City, OK
• Tulsa and Metro area, Oklahoma
• All former Ohio Bell areas (Cleveland, Dayton, Akron, Toledo)
• Chicago, IL
• Kendallville, IN
• Indianapolis, IN
• Several cities in CT
• Sacramento, CA
• Milwaukee, WI
• Sheboygan, WI

Laziness Taken to a Whole New Level

The future is here: introducing "Selfy the Easy Bed" a bed that makes itself. Brilliant inventor Enrico Berruti has made a career of catering to the niche market of extremely lazy people. Don't get me wrong, Selfy is a slothful masterpiece, but I'm afraid there's one small problem with his plan. Horrendously lazy people like myself are too lazy to make the bed, but our laziness also causes us to not really care about messy beds. Lazy people are very rarely neat freaks, because being neat takes some modicum of effort. Still this invention still has some value, just think of the tucking in capabilities.